The fly who loved me

The tale I tell is the truth. My vocabulary, not developed enough to express the injustice…  At first, it was  just a minor annoyance.  Like a fly that hovers around… like a stop light that won’t change… but this was no stop light, nor was this any ordinary fly. This was a fly with a vengeance. Where I went,  there he was, the fly in all his glory. It began with a loud buzzing in the ear, and through out the next seventy two hours, I was overpowered by the fly.  Oh I tried in every way to rid myself of this pernicious influence, but he would not give in, even to the most harmful of chemicals.    I was at my witts end, and determined to force death upon the fly. I took a bat and swung in his direction, but he managed to escape, it was as if  he found the  ordeal funny.  I could swear I heard him laugh.  He continued in a circular motion around me, buzzing loudly as if to mock.  Horrified at the intentions of this incendiary little pest, I,  without hesitation swung one last swing  before I was interrupted by the doorbell, which spared the fly seconds more of  life.  Once at the door, I was greeted by a salesman who’s eyes had protruded out of their sockets when he saw the ghastly horror that stood before him, and with a swift move of his right hand he proceeded to reach for the fly. Within seconds he had caught the fly, shook him, tossed him, and I watched with an ardent eye, the fly spin uncontrollable unto death. I cannot express the anger that came over me, for I was consumed with undescribable rage . The salesman had taken it upon himself to destroy my enemy, leaving me with an unfullfilled  longing which could not be satisfied… unless of course…which I did, pick up the brick, but it was the brick that made contact with the salesman’s head.  No fault of my own, was he found splattered on the pavement dead. I shall render the  arresting officer ludicrous should he attempt to charge me  instead of the brick with murder.  Maybe… you can help me.  I need a place to store the body I have money, I could pay!  FRANK SINATRA  , FRANK SINATRA, CAN YOU FLY ME TO THE MOON………………..