What an awesome God!

It was the early morning hour of Sept. 21, 2010, I found myself face to face with a mountain lion. I remembered in times such as these, I must not panic in order to survive. Although the lion escaped with 2-strands of my hair, I escaped with my life. Two hours later, I met up with a hyena, only to be swallowed alive, but as the hyena began to choke on me, another hyena began the heimlich maneuver, which made the first hyena spit me out 200 feet into a neighbors backyard, where I was viciously greeted by the homeowners german shepherd. The owner, Shotgun in hand, blasted me, not once, but three times, and into the swimming pool I plunged where I then proceeded to drown, but miraculously came back to life. What a great God we serve! What? You don’t believe me, but you believe Jonah was 3-days and 3- nights in the whales belly, and you believe Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego escaped the fiery furnace? Well, I tell you the truth, I’m recovering at the hospital, and again I say to you, WHAT AN AWESOME GOD WE SERVE…